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Sports Sayings
Can be changed to any sport:
- Born to Golf, forced to work.
- Eat, Sleep and Play baseball
- To Fish or not to Fish, now that is a stupid question.
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Golf:
- I hit 2 good balls today... I stepped on a rake.
- Born to Golf, forced to work. (can be changed to any sport)
- Eat, Sleep and Golf. (can be changed to any sport)
- Life's a game but Golf is serious.
- It takes alot of balls to play golf the way I do.
- Heaven seems a little closer when you live near the golf course.
- My doctor says to take my iron every day
- My Doctor says to live on the greens
- Give me life, liberty and the pursuit of golfballs
- I hate golf, I hate golf, I hate golf, NICE SHOT...I love golf
- If you think its hard to meet people, pick up the wrong golf ball.
- When I die, bury me at the golf course so my husband will visit me
- I'm not over the hill, I'm on the back nine
- Golf is like chocolate...it can be a sweet experience
- Hope your golf ball bites like chocolate...sweet and smooth
- Golf is harder than baseball...in golf, you have to play your foul balls
- The term "mulligan" is really a contraction of the phrase "maul it again"
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Bowling:
- Where 3 strikes is a good thing and the only pitchers are on the table
- Old Bowlers never die, they just don't score as much
- Bowlers always have time to spare
- We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll, we're gonna bop, we're gonna bowl
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Fishing:
- Fishing is a tough job but I'm willing to tackle it.
- Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
- Here fishy, fishy, fishy
- Women want me, fish fear me
- Take up a reel sport...Fishing
- Rise and shine, its fishing time
- Teach a man to fish and a liar is born
- A wife and a steady job have ruined many a good fisherman
- I've spent most of my life fishing. The rest of it I wasted.
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Hunting:
- Hunters will do anything for a buck
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Cheerleading:
- Cheerleader's Are Awesome!
You Can Flip 'em and Toss'em!
- Cheerleaders are Angels..
They're the only humans that can fly!
- Cheerleaders are the only ones who know how to fly high and reach
their goals at the same time
- If football is so spectacular, why does it take cheerleaders to
excite the crowd?
- If cheerleading got any easier, it would be called football
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