Occupational Sayings

• A cluttered desk is a sign of a genius
• Good Morning...let the stress begin.
• Don't ask me, I just work here
• Instant Human, just add coffee
• Old Doctors never Die, they just lose their patience.
• Physical Therapists get all the breaks
• Nurses call the shots
• Genealogists live in the past lane
• Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize that you haven't fallen asleep yet
• Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time
• All stressed out and no one to choke
• Mechanic: I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
• Lawyers have feelings, too...allegedly.
• Accountant: Thank god it's May
• IRS/Accountant: Have you ever noticed that when you combine the words THE and IRS it spells THEIRS?
• Nurses are Angels of Mercy
• Nurses have patients
• Hairstylists are a cut above the rest
• Firefighters save hearts and homes
• Old postal workers never die...they just lose their zip
• Nursing is a work of the heart
• Grow with us - saying for a seed packet