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Kid Sayings
All Kids:
- The writing on the wall means the kids found the crayons.
- A rose can say I love you, orchids can enthrall, but a weed bouquet in a chubby fist, oh my, that says it all.
- Cleaning your house while your children are still young is like shoveling the walk before it has stopped snowing.
- Be very good to your children - they will be picking out your nursing home someday
- Kids at Play
- A daughter is just a little girl who grows up to be a friend
- If you have trouble getting your children's attention, sit down and look comfortable
- If you don't want your children to hear what you are saying, speak directly to them
- Warning --likes to play in dirt
- Lego construction zone
Boys:
- Boys rule, Girls drool
- Tough as nails
- Truck crazy/crazed
- Truck Power
- King of the Sandbox
- Thank heaven for little boys
Girls:
- I didn't ask to be a princess but if the tiara fits.
- Girls rule, Boy's drool
- Girls just want to have fun
- Diva in Training
- Queen of the Sandbox
- Thank heaven for little girls
Teenagers:
- Few things are more satisfying then watching your children deal with their own teenagers.
- Be kind...I have a teenager
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