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Household Sayings
- Admire the dust, but please don't write in it.
- Cleaning your house while your children are still young is like shoveling the walk before it has stopped snowing.
- A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.
- Home is where the heart is
- Home Sweet Home
- Home Sweet Dorm
- Home Sweet Mobile Home
- Home Sweet Country Home
- My home is wherever my RV roams
- If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
- Dinner is served when the smoke detector goes off.
- Dust is a protective coating for the furniture
- Home is where the Army/Navy/Airforce/Marines send you
- A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious
- A clean house is a sign of a misspent life
- This house protected by killer dust bunnies
- I cleaned the house yesterday, sorry you missed it.
- Martha doesn't live here
- Housework makes you ugly
- God blesses this kitchen, but he doesn't clean it
- Happiness is Licking the spoon
- Nothing says Lovin like fresh from the oven
- This is an equal opportunity kitchen
- Self Service Kitchen
- Home Sweet Country Home
- Country Commandments:
Only one God
Musn't fib or gossip
Go to Sunday Meeting
Adultery forbidden
Honor Ma & Pa
Don't hanker for friend's things
No Idols
Do not kill
Y'all don't cuss
Must not steal
- Bless my Country Kitchen Lord and warm it with thy Love
- Help keep the kitchen clean, eat out
- Housework done properly can kill you
- Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to live normal lives
- A women with an immaculate house and a great dinner on the table is a woman expecting her mother-in-law for dinner
- I'll clean when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum
- Both of us can't look good: its either me or the house
- Please don't feed the dust bunnies
- You can eat off my floor...its covered in crumbs
- Kitchen closed - until help arrives
- So I'm messy...adjust
- So it isn't home sweet home...adjust
- I clean the house every other day...today is not the other day
- This house is cleaned every 3 months whether it needs it or not
- Help wanted: please apply in kitchen
- My next house will have no kitchen...just vending machines
- You can draw in my dust, just please don't date it.
- If you come to see me, come anytime...if you come to see my house, make an appointment
- Please do not touch the top of the refrigerator...important dust settling measurement in progress
- Bless our Mess
- A house becomes a home when there's love inside
- A house is build with boards and beams
A home is build with love and dreams
- Backdoor guests are best
- Welcome to Grand Central Station
- Bless all who enter
- Friends are Beary Welcome
- Love, Laughter and Friends are always welcome
- A messy kitchen is a sign of a successful meal
- A Loving home is a piece of Heaven on earth
- Clean houses never last...hugs and kisses do
- Kitchen closed...This chick's had it!
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