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Diet Sayings
- Amazing..you can hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes
- Calories don't count while on vacation
- I'm in shape...round is a shape
- I'm in NO shape to exercise.
- I gave up jogging for my health...my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.
- The older you get, the harder it is to loose weight...by then your body and your fat have become very good friends.
- Lord, if I can't be skinny, let all my friends be fat.
- We don't skinny dip, we chunky-dunk
- Dieting is wishful shrinking
- Ewes not fat, ewes just fluffy
- Bear with me...I'm on a diet
- When I diet, I lose alot...I lose my willpower, I lose my patience, I lose my mind
- By the time I'm thin...fat will be in
- I've been dieting for 2 weeks and all I've lost is 14 days
- If God had wanted us to be skinny, he wouldn't have invented pizza (substitute any food)
- Dieting is a losing battle
- I can't diet for medical reasons...it makes me hungry
- Stressed is desserts spelled backwards
- Dont wail on the scale if you cheat when you eat
- Some do Jenny Craig, some do Richard Simmons...I do Sara Lee
- Caution: Starving Dieter may bite if provoked
- Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it
- Diets are for Losers
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