Chocolate Sayings

• Hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
• Warning: I have PMS and I'm all out of chocolate
• Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate
• Chocolate...something to crow about
• If I had a chocolate every time I thought of you, I'd have a butt the size of Texas
• Life, Liberty and the pursuit of chocolate
• If at first you don't succeed, have a chocolate
• All things are better with chocolate
• Love may come and go but chocolate is forever
• Friends and chocolate make life bearable
• Chocolate may not reduce stress but at least chewing keeps you from saying something you'll regret
• Be an Angel, share your chocolate
• When life is full of ups and downs, Mom always makes sure there's chocolate around
• The best way to end the day could only be the chocolate way.
• The world would be a better place if everyone was as sweet as Chocolate
• Fall into chocolate, it makes life sweeter
• Witch way to the chocolate (picture of a witch)
• A day without you is like a day without chocolate.
• All a woman needs is a little bit of love and alot of chocolate.
• Everything tastes better dipped in chocolate.
• Chocolate is the 8th wonder of the world.
• I'd give up chocolate but I'm no quitter.
• Chocoholic Anonymous dropout
• In case of emergency, administer chocolate.
• Money can't buy love, but it sure can buy chocolate.
• Nobody knows the truffles I've seen.
• Sisters and chocolate make life bearable.
• Strength is the ability to break a candy bar into 4 pieces with your bare hands and then only eat one piece. - Judith Viorst
• Warning, I have PMS and I'm all out of chocolate.
• If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly
• Put "Eat chocolate" at the top of you things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one done
• If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?
• Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment
• A day without chocolate is like a day with sunshine
• There's a thin person inside screaming to get out but I keep her sedated with chocolate
• God sends no stress that prayer and chocolate cannot handle
• When the going get tough, the tough eat chocolate
• I am a woman of many moods and they all require chocolate
• Warning, Chocoholic in Residence
• If God meant us to be thin, he would not have created chocolate
• Sisters share laughter, tears and lots of chocolate
• Some things in life are better rich...
  coffee, chocolate, men
• Anything tastes better dipped in chocolate
• It's never too early or too late for chocolate
• Do Not Disturb: Chocolate Fantasy in Progress
• Money can't buy love, but it can buy chocolate
• S.O.S. NEED chocolate
• Save Earth...it's the only planet with chocolate