Birthday Sayings

Sentimental:


• Thinking of you on your birthday and all year, too!
• Wishing you a birthday as special as you are.
• May happiness fill your day and may sunshine fill all your tomorrows.
• Each birthday is a new beginning, full of promise and opportunity and the chance to make dreams come true.
• Birthdays are good for you...the more you have, the longer you live!
• Good Health, good cheer and blessings to you throughout the year.
• Wishing you love, sunshine and laughter. Not just today, but all the days after.
• Gray hair is a glorious crown won by a righteous life.

Humorous:


• Life after 50, when your back goes out more than you do
• Life after 60, when your knees buckle but your belt won't
• Remember when you were little and you though "30" was so old...you were right! (substitute any age)
• On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm a perfect 30. (substitute any age)
• Forty is 4 perfect 10s. (50, 60, etc...)
• 50 is the age of discovery, you discover you\'re old!
• 50 year old: one owner, needs parts, make offer
• Age is like a fine wine...you get better with age.
• Age is just a number. Mine is unlisted.
• Aged to Perfection
• Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional
• Recycled Teenager
• My get up and go has got up and gone
• Its my birthday and I'll cry if I want to
• Oh Dear, another year
• I'm not aging, I'm increasing in value!
• Getting old is now chic, the rustic look is in.
• Don't worry about Senility, when it hits you, you won't know it.
• After 50, gravity takes over
• Age is a matter of mind, if you don't mind, it doesn't matter
• The difficult age: too old to work, too poor to quit
• By the time you get to greener pastures, you can't climb the fence
• Wrinkled is not what I wanted to be when I grew up.
• I'm not over the hill, I'm on the back nine
• Remember its better to be over the hill than under it.
• Aging Grays-fully
• Middle age is when you choose a cereal for the fiber and not for the toy
• Recycled Teenager
• Born in the USA...a long time ago!
• You're not getting a year older, you're getting another year to shop.
• May all your birthday dreams come true, especially the tall, dark, handsome ones.
• 29 again! Talk about recycling!
• This has got to be your best birthday ever...
  with all the practice you've had.
  Happy Birthday!

Twins:


• Double Trouble
• Double the Fun
• Twice the Fun
• 50 + 50 = 100% Perfect (for 50 yr. old twins...wouldn't really work with any other age)

updated 6/12/08